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Yo! Welcome to the freekin' fresh lifestyle of the yer  1 and only Bernerd the Third!
  
Check out ma crib an' see how me and ma homies be livin'
See what kinda monks be chillin'

Learn what it's like to be a funky monk like me and put the "hood" into "brotherhood!"

JOIN US NOW!

Ma name's Bernerd the Third

Monk Extraordinare,

Chillin' with the friars, gotta bald spot in ma hair

Us monks are kinda strict,

Not me! I'm cool as ice!

I'll put the rap into "rapture"

With almighty Jesus Christ!

Livin' in the cloisters, readin' in the library,

My beats so sick, I think I have to go to the infirmary!

I'm the monk with the funk,

 in 1354 AD

Ma name's Bernerd the Third,

And I'm your new MC!

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